Madelyn "Mommy, what's that?"
Me "It looks like a big booger"
Madelyn puts in in her mouth.
Me "MADELYN!! That's disgusting!!"
Madelyn "Why? I like boogers. I eat them all the time"
She's been learning about family at school:
Madelyn "Mom, are you older?"
Me "Well, that depends. I'm older than you. Why?"
Madelyn "When you get older you can't have any babies"
Me "Well, we aren't going to have anymore babies"
Madelyn "I know mom, because you're so old!"
Madelyn "Mom, who is my husband?"
Me "Well, sweetie, you don't have a husband. Only grown ups get married"
Madelyn, "But I want a husband now! I think I'll make Aubrey my husband"
Me "No, usually a boy is a husband. Aubrey is a girl."
Madelyn "Ok, then Daddy can be my husband"
Me "No, Daddy is my husband"
Madelyn "No Mom, Daddy doesn't want to be your husband anymore. He told me"
2 comments:
Oh man...that girl is hilarious!! Thanks for the funny post!!
THAT MADE MY NIGHT!!! I love the husband one....also if she thinks your to old to have babies, what does she think of her Ant A? hahaha! jk I cant wait to see yall this weekend! YIPPIE!!!
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